The newly-appointed coach of Scotland’s football team, Craig Levein, told the assembled media yesterday that he couldn’t want the job ‘any more than 100%’. Craig, Craig, have you not been watching X-Factor then? Any fool listening to Cole & Cowell knows that real commitment starts at about 150%, occasionally rising to a whopping I’d-kill-me-granny 1000% .
Come on, Craig, admit it: if you’re only on 100% desire, you can’t really be arsed, can you?